Week of Dec 13 2025

Putting it all together

Kernels of the Week  ending Dec 13 2025

When you go on a hike in the great outdoors don’t be a subfusc about it, just pretend your in a courtroom instead of on Paul Bunyan’s trailhead. If your lucky you might find a prithee girl or two backpacking as well, but you got to slow down because no-one is more fastidious about not dying before lunch, including me. Sometimes I like to stop and get a giant ice cream cone from my favorite brand Bergschrund & Gertrude, which sounds less like ice than a dangerous German couple shaking you down for your order of schnitzel. Not only do the look scary but they are the type that will probably have you hemmed up in a boscage, which is just a fancy word for “bush cages, which makes no sense.” Either way I get bragging rights on how I survived, learned nothing, and now I stay indoors where the only cliffs are emotional damage.

Which kernels (words) were used correctly in the sentence and which just didn’t do it? Maybe you have no clue, all the more reasons to sign up for the kernel of the day and fill up your popcorn jar.