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Did you order that with extra cheese?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

(NNTN) – <\/strong>\ud83c\udf55\ud83c\udf7f\ud83c\udf99\ufe0f DAILY NEWS \u2014 Pizza \u2019n\u2019 Popcorn Edition<\/strong>
Fresh headlines, lightly roasted, extra butter.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf0d World \/ Politics<\/strong>
Global leaders spent today holding emergency meetings, issuing under the breath comments about being \u201cdeeply concerned” about the US abduction that captured Venezuela\u2019s leader two days ago and criticizing the raid, however, they remain overly cautious and tight lipped about the statements, and nodding seriously for cameras, in fear that they might be next \u2014 the international equivalent of shaking the pizza box before opening it and hoping for the best. Diplomats reassured everyone that tensions are \u201cmanageable,\u201d which historically translates to please pick up the big box of popcorn at Costco this season just got renewed.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udcb0 Finance \/ Economy<\/strong>
A Rastafarian smoking reefer, listening to Ziggy Marley’s “Conscious Party” has been proven to be more stable than US Markets as they zigged, zagged, then briefly spiraled like any high delivery driver would using an early 2000’s GPS . Analysts stated that consumers are feeling \u201cpressured,\u201d which is economist code for everyone wants the large pizza but keeps ordering the personal pan and pretending it\u2019s a life choice not a wallet choice.<\/em> Meanwhile, experts are predicting belt-tightening, and being put to ass \u2014 though snack budgets remain mysteriously untouched.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A Rastafarian smoking reefer, listening to Ziggy Marley’s “Conscious Party” has been proven to be more stable than US Markets as they zigged, zagged<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udfc8 Sports<\/strong>
Athletes broke records, fans broke couches, and commentators reminded us that \u201cthis changes everything\u201d for the ninth time this week. One star performance had social media reacting like it just discovered extra butter at the bottom of the popcorn bowl that had no seasoning \u2014 disorderly, loud, and deeply emotional for no reason at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udfac Culture \/ Entertainment<\/strong>
Hollywood announced yet another reboot, a sequel no one asked for, and a \u201cbold reimagining\u201d that somehow looks exactly the same as the last four reboots. Viewers remain cautiously optimistic, which means we\u2019ll all still watch it while eating pizza, over buttering the popcorn and complaining the entire time. More details will ensue but since no one will likely care we won’t mention it here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf26\ufe0f Human Interest \/ Life Stuff<\/strong>
Across the globe, people continued doing their best \u2014 showing up to work, dodging social bullets, and surviving the day one snack at a time, or cup of coffee for the caffeine freaks out there. Scientistic studies confirmed that morale often improves by at least 37% when Netflix and chill chill included shared popcorn and pizza amongst other things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf55\ud83c\udf7f That\u2019s today\u2019s Daily News \u2014 hot out of the oven, slightly greasy, and best consumed with laughter. Back tomorrow with another fresh batch of headlines and kernels.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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