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(NNTN) – <\/strong>\ud83c\udf0d World Affairs \u2014 Diplomacy With a Side of Shrug<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Leaders met again this week to issue statements so carefully worded they could double as privacy screen protectors, all smoky, with tinted mirrors. U.N. Secretary-General Ant\u00f3nio Guterres<\/strong> urged \u201ccollective action,\u201d while France\u2019s President Emmanuel Macron<\/strong> called for \u201cstrategic patience,\u201d along with a side of French fries, a croissant and coke which translators confirmed means everyone cool off pass the popcorn<\/em>, and a frosty beverage. The meetings ended with handshakes, 360 photos, and the promise to reconvene after everyone checks with their advisors (and their calendars).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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somewhere a pizza lunch was promised but quietly replaced with a \u201cteam-building survey.\u201d garden salad and a 30 minute yoga session.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udcbc Business & Work \u2014 Hustle Culture Takes a Nap<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Corporate America announced return-to-office policies, hybrid policies, and \u201cflexible but not really\u201d policies. Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella<\/strong> praised productivity gains, while workers praised Lululemon’s new leisurewear subscription . Consultants nodded knowingly, HR sent emails with bullet points, and somewhere a pizza lunch was promised but quietly replaced with a \u201cteam-building survey.\u201d garden salad and a 30 minute yoga session.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udfac Entertainment \u2014 Reboots, But Make Them Inevitable<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hollywood green-lit more reboots such as Nala the Lion Queen turned King because nostalgia continues to be \u201cemotionally comforting with guaranteed snack sales.\u201d Disney CEO Bob Iger<\/strong> reassured investors that audiences want familiar stories, preferably remade, re-re-made, and lightly buttered with a sprinkle of salted while viewers continue asking why every trailer feels like d\u00e9j\u00e0 vu minus higher ticket prices, sticky seats and stale snacks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf21\ufe0f Health & Climate \u2014 Please Stop Microwaving the Planet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Health experts at the World Health Organization<\/strong> warned that heat extremes are stressing systems worldwide not to mention the cold front freezing everything from the midwest all the way to the east coast. Doctors advised everyone to monitor their hydration, remember to throw shade, and most of all please use common sense between doom-scrolling sessions. Climate scientists added that action is urgent, which everyone acknowledged before clearing grocery shelves of all breakfast and brunch foods.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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