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My family swears our consanguinity<\/strong><\/span> is unbreakable like the Bruce Willis movie, but their parsimony<\/strong><\/span> or lack of paying me back my money proves otherwise, for example this year they handed me a dusty curio<\/strong><\/span> they found on the floor at a local Mexican restaurant under a crooked palladian<\/strong><\/span> window, but the real thrill was hearing the toaster try to talk and\u00a0 fulgurate<\/strong><\/span> all at the same time it warranted a stinky standing ovation.<\/p>\n Which kernels (words) were used correctly in the sentence and which just didn’t do it? 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