{"id":793,"date":"2025-12-13T22:29:11","date_gmt":"2025-12-13T22:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pizzanpopcorn.com\/?p=793"},"modified":"2025-12-13T22:29:11","modified_gmt":"2025-12-13T22:29:11","slug":"week-of-dec-13-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pizzanpopcorn.com\/?p=793","title":{"rendered":"Week of Dec 13 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Putting it all together<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Kernels of the Week\u00a0 ending Dec 13 2025<\/h3>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/57hours.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Guide-To-Hiking-The-Appalachian-Trail-888x595.jpg?resize=200%2C134&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Hiking The Appalachian Trail: 15 Tips for a First-Timer\" width=\"200\" height=\"134\" \/>When you go on a hike in the great outdoors don&#8217;t be a <strong>subfusc<\/strong> about it, just pretend your in a courtroom instead of on Paul Bunyan&#8217;s trailhead. If your lucky you might find a <strong>prithee<\/strong> girl or two backpacking as well, but you got to slow down because no-one is more <strong>fastidious<\/strong> about not dying before lunch, including me. Sometimes I like to stop and get a giant ice cream cone from my favorite brand <strong>Bergschrund<\/strong> &amp; Gertrude, which sounds less like ice than a dangerous German couple shaking you down for your order of schnitzel. Not only do the look scary but they are the type that will probably have you hemmed up in a <strong>boscage<\/strong>, which is just a fancy word for \u201cbush cages, which makes no sense.\u201d Either way I get bragging rights on how I survived, learned nothing, and now I stay indoors where the only cliffs are emotional damage.<\/p>\n<p>Which kernels (words) were used correctly in the sentence and which just didn&#8217;t do it? 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