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Putting it all together<\/h3>\n

Kernels of the Week\u00a0 ending Dec 19 2025<\/h3>\n

\"BritishSo I meet this girl at a party who introduces herself vehemently<\/strong> as the flame of my destiny. Not a firefighter. Not an arson investigator. A grown adult woman claiming to be a phillumenist<\/strong>. Then she starts telling me about piquant<\/strong> cousin who is always in and out of jail. She explained to me in detail her little story about how I matched up with her on Tinder and how it represented a moment in history, which is already a lot for a woman holding a drink in one hand with three olives in the other. She then says she can scry<\/strong> me a river about our future then light up a cigar. I\u2019m worried for my life\u00a0 and thinking, if this goes south I may not make it out of here alive. The more she talked the more I was sweating listening to her\u00a0 endless clishmaclaver<\/strong>, swearing she was my destiny. Turns out she was right \u2014 we left the party immediately and went to my place, which ended up being the closest police station and had her booked for harassment,\u00a0 never trust a woman that smokes cigars as a hobby and collects matchbooks.<\/p>\n

Which kernels (words) were used correctly in the sentence and which just didn’t do it? Maybe you have no clue, all the more reasons to sign up for the kernel of the day and fill up your popcorn jar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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