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Reports say the peace plan is \u201cabout 90% ready,\u201d which basically means it\u2019s actually half baked, the definition of a soggy crust pizza. Meanwhile, Kyiv was hit by major missile and drone strikes the day before<\/em> the meeting – the geopolitical version of sneaking up behind someone and yelling \u201cBOO\u201d right before their selfie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Back home, the Northeast is getting blasted by winter storms that have flight schedules more canceled than Drake concerts in Australia and celebrity retweets, with snow not only beating down cities but blanketing airport terminals turning into them in impromptu ice statutes and skating rinks. Add in a bizarre \u201cman impaled while jumping on frozen trampoline in his backyard\u201d incident that ended in tragedy, local law enforcement officers are still on a manhunt for the suspected icicle responsible. In other unrelated news the sudden winter bum rush has Americans juggling snow shovels, flights being delayed, and kids who just wanted to get on the polar express experiencing explosive diarrhea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
In financial news the economy reportedly grew faster than expected, however, your bank account pretends to be on a starvation diet, the U.S., with consumer spending up and grocery prices multiplying like rabbits, the 2026 forecast is looking like and 18 wheeler doing 50 miles\/km over the speed limit on uneven pavement hauling eggs heading towards a 30 degree uphill winding road, truly a spectacle to behold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"