Diplomacy Low Groceries High Weather Bad

(NNTN) – World leaders are flying around driving around like they’re in Fast & Furious: Diplomacy Drift, with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy rolling through Halifax to meet Canada’s Mark Carney, then jetting down to Florida to talk peace plans with Donald Trump before a crucial summit that’s supposed to end the Russia–Ukraine war (but probably ends in dinner plans at a local McDonald’s). Reports say the peace plan is “about 90% ready,” which basically means it’s actually half baked, the definition of a soggy crust pizza. Meanwhile, Kyiv was hit by major missile and drone strikes the day before the meeting – the geopolitical version of sneaking up behind someone and yelling “BOO” right before their selfie.

❄️ US Weather & Local Drama: Travel Woes Meet Target Practice
Back home, the Northeast is getting blasted by winter storms that have flight schedules more canceled than Drake concerts in Australia and celebrity retweets, with snow not only beating down cities but blanketing airport terminals turning into them in impromptu ice statutes and skating rinks. Add in a bizarre “man impaled while jumping on frozen trampoline in his backyard” incident that ended in tragedy, local law enforcement officers are still on a manhunt for the suspected icicle responsible. In other unrelated news the sudden winter bum rush has Americans juggling snow shovels, flights being delayed, and kids who just wanted to get on the polar express experiencing explosive diarrhea.

Add in a bizarre “man impaled while jumping on frozen trampoline in his backyard” incident

📊 The Economy, Stocks Up, Grocery Prices Upper
In financial news the economy reportedly grew faster than expected, however, your bank account pretends to be on a starvation diet, the U.S., with consumer spending up and grocery prices multiplying like rabbits, the 2026 forecast is looking like and 18 wheeler doing 50 miles/km over the speed limit on uneven pavement hauling eggs heading towards a 30 degree uphill winding road, truly a spectacle to behold.