Snowmageddon Cools Trump Vibe Leaving Travelers With Cold Feet

(NNTN) – 🌍 WORLD & GEOPOLITICS:
In a diplomatic twist that feels like Fist of Fury: I Hit Below the Belt, President Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy held talks in Florida about ending the war in Ukraine — which the Guardian reports remain stuck on “one or two thorny issues,” much like choosing which pizza toppings to agree on with roommates. Zelenskyy wants longer-term U.S. security guarantees, basically asking for peace to last longer than the runtime of Lord of the Rings extended editions including end credits, while Russia continues bombardments that are sadly less exciting than a Michael Bay film but far more real. European leaders are cautiously supportive, like friends at movie night trying to keep the peace while someone insists on extra butter on their popcorn and is getting loud about it.

Zelenskyy wants longer-term U.S. security guarantees, basically asking for peace to last longer than the runtime of Lord of the Rings extended editions including end credits

❄️ WEATHER & TRAVEL CHAOS:
Back home, a mega winter storm is sweeping across the U.S., whipping snow, ice, and severe weather like a blender full of whiteout vibes minus the Beach Boys — think less cozy snowy scene, more “you can’t fly, you can’t drive, but hey at least your at home warm.” The Plains through the Northeast are facing blizzard conditions, flight cancellations, and bitter cold that makes the idea of leaving your couch seem like walking into a Game of Thrones battle sequence, John Snow has nothing on this. Meteorologists warn that parts near Lake Superior could see over two feet of snow, turning highways and cities into snow globes and travelers into unintentional extra cast members in The Day After Tomorrow: Midwestern Edition more news on this at 10.

🚆 EUROPEAN TRAVEL MESS:
Across the pond, Eurostar and LeShuttle services through the Channel Tunnel faced major delays right before New Year’s Eve — the travel equivalent of ordering pizza only for someone to spill soda on the confirmation email, which is on the keyboard, right over the open CPU casing. Thousands of passengers are stranded in queues longer than a Black Friday line outside a Wal-Mart in the early 2000’s, with limited track service and rebooking headaches adding to the holiday festivities.