The painting, the climate and human rights going left.

(NTNN) – In breaking news that feels like a deleted South Park episode, experts warn that climate change is threatening human rights, while Spain mourns the passing of Cecilia Giménez, the accidental pop-culture icon who famously turned a sacred Jesus mural into what the internet crowned “Monkey Christ.” but in her defense she did state that she needed her eye glass prescription renewed. Human rights advocates claim rising sea levels, food insecurity, and displacement are serious global issues — meanwhile, the internet proves once again that nothing unites humanity faster than a botched restoration and a meme with legs longer than the Arachnophobia franchise. As glaciers melt, and human and animal rights erode, the world collectively pauses, popcorn in hand, mouth wide open in anticipation and disbelief, to remember the woman who unintentionally taught us that imperfection travels faster than policy reform and bad breath.

the rest of us sit on the couch, debating whether the mural was a modern art masterpiece, or a Shakespearean tragedy

Analysts now believe Giménez’s mural may actually be the most honest metaphor for the climate crisis: a well-intentioned fix, zero professional tools, massive global reaction, and absolutely no going back. One moment you’re trying to help, the next you’ve created a viral symbol that outlives governments, trends, and at least three botched pizza orders. As human rights groups call for accountability and action, the rest of us sit on the couch, debating whether the mural was a modern art masterpiece, a Shakespearean tragedy, or just proof that once something hits the internet, it’s baked in forever — like burnt popcorn at the bottom of the bowl. The lesson? Save the planet, but be careful about it… and maybe let professionals handle the restoration. Remember kids never cut corners when it comes to any kind of restoration and always order extra cheese on your pizza, even if you’re lactose intolerant, oh yeah, and no touching the art work ever.